50 Suitable names for the AVN

Yesterday I put out a call for members of the public to help build a list of acceptable names for the Australian Vaccination Network.

In a single day we managed to create a list of 50 suitable names for the AVN to adopt.

Dear Australian Vaccination Network

I writing to you in order to offer some assistance in coming up with a new name. On the 24th of December my investigators notified me that you had attempted to register the name “Australian Vaccination Sceptics Network” with the Australian Securities & Investments Commission. Since it is unacceptable for you to adopt such a misleading name I saw fit to register it myself. As you can see online at: www.danbuzzard.net/journal/avn-fails-to-obtain-new-name.html 

So as an act of good faith I have asked your critics to help compile a list of names that we feel would be more appropriate for your organisation. Mine is #1, the rest have been added by members of the public.

1. Australian Society for the Spreading of Vaccine Preventable Disease
2. People Against Evidence Based Preventative Medicine, Inc
3. Friends of Pseudoscience in Medicine
4. People For Preventable Diseases
5. Friends of Infant Mortality
6. Biohazard Advocacy Network
7. we like to watch your kids die horribly from something preventable
8. The Malthus Society of Australia
9. The Society for the Preservation of Infectious Diseases
10. People Against Truth in Healthcare
11. Friends of Meningitis
12. Australian immunisation Denial Society (AIDS)
13. Mates of Mumps, Inc
14. The Society for Letting Children Get Sick
15. Bangalow Baby Killers Inc
16. I Can’t Believe it’s Not Homeopathy
17. People for Pathogens
18. DOUCHES – Department of Ultra Contrived Holistic Energy Services
19. Cough Bullshit Cough
20. Australians for the unethical treatment of children
21. Derek Zooland Centre For Kids Having Dumb Parents
22. Stop the Stop the AVN.
23. Australian Coalition for the Denial of Vaccine Efficacy
24. The Official Andrew Wakefield Fan Club
25. Aardvark – Australians Against Rational Discussion of Vaccines And Related Knowledge
26. M.U.M. Morons Under Meryl
27. G.L.U.M. Greggles Labouring Under Misconceptions
28. Greggles Labouring Under Mepryl
29. Liberal Australians Maming Everyone – LAME
30. Australian Sociopath Society Eradicating Science – ASSES
31. Childish Holistic Entrepenerus Entertaining Skeptics Everyday, Deliberately Instigating Child Killing & Stupidity – CHEESEDICKS
32. Anti vaccination network
33. Douchenozle – Decidedly Overrated Unscientific Conceited Hombres Enthusiastically NoticingOverbearing Zealots Lying Entirely
34. Aussie Virus Nutters
35. Centre for Unethical Negativity Towards Science
36. Centre for Natural Population Control
37. Mums for Measles
38. The Natural Selection Advocacy Society of Australia
39. Anti Vaccination Nutbags
40. Advocates for vicious nonsense
41. The Dunning-Kruger Society for Vaccine Denial
42. Australian Vaccine Misinformation Network
43. Parents for polio
44. The Polio Appreciation Society
45. Advocates for iron lungs
46. People Against Effective Healthcare
47. Friends of Endangered Microbes
48. People Imitating Medical Practitioners Stupidly (P.I.M.P.S.)
49. Advocates for Darwinism in the Kindergarten
50. CUNT – Community Under No Trust

 

Any of the above names would be acceptable.

Sincerely, 

Dan Buzzard 

PO Box 72, Northbridge 6865

Letter to the AVN

The tracking number for this letter is 509330704010 once the AVN receives this list they will no longer have any excuse for not changing their name. We skeptics are a helpful bunch.

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