Yesterday I put out a call for members of the public to help build a list of acceptable names for the Australian Vaccination Network.
In a single day we managed to create a list of 50 suitable names for the AVN to adopt.
Dear Australian Vaccination Network
I writing to you in order to offer some assistance in coming up with a new name. On the 24th of December my investigators notified me that you had attempted to register the name “Australian Vaccination Sceptics Network” with the Australian Securities & Investments Commission. Since it is unacceptable for you to adopt such a misleading name I saw fit to register it myself. As you can see online at: www.danbuzzard.net/journal/avn-fails-to-obtain-new-name.html
So as an act of good faith I have asked your critics to help compile a list of names that we feel would be more appropriate for your organisation. Mine is #1, the rest have been added by members of the public.1. Australian Society for the Spreading of Vaccine Preventable Disease2. People Against Evidence Based Preventative Medicine, Inc3. Friends of Pseudoscience in Medicine4. People For Preventable Diseases5. Friends of Infant Mortality6. Biohazard Advocacy Network7. we like to watch your kids die horribly from something preventable8. The Malthus Society of Australia9. The Society for the Preservation of Infectious Diseases10. People Against Truth in Healthcare11. Friends of Meningitis12. Australian immunisation Denial Society (AIDS)13. Mates of Mumps, Inc14. The Society for Letting Children Get Sick15. Bangalow Baby Killers Inc16. I Can’t Believe it’s Not Homeopathy17. People for Pathogens18. DOUCHES – Department of Ultra Contrived Holistic Energy Services19. Cough Bullshit Cough20. Australians for the unethical treatment of children21. Derek Zooland Centre For Kids Having Dumb Parents22. Stop the Stop the AVN.23. Australian Coalition for the Denial of Vaccine Efficacy24. The Official Andrew Wakefield Fan Club25. Aardvark – Australians Against Rational Discussion of Vaccines And Related Knowledge26. M.U.M. Morons Under Meryl27. G.L.U.M. Greggles Labouring Under Misconceptions28. Greggles Labouring Under Mepryl29. Liberal Australians Maming Everyone – LAME30. Australian Sociopath Society Eradicating Science – ASSES31. Childish Holistic Entrepenerus Entertaining Skeptics Everyday, Deliberately Instigating Child Killing & Stupidity – CHEESEDICKS32. Anti vaccination network33. Douchenozle – Decidedly Overrated Unscientific Conceited Hombres Enthusiastically NoticingOverbearing Zealots Lying Entirely34. Aussie Virus Nutters35. Centre for Unethical Negativity Towards Science36. Centre for Natural Population Control37. Mums for Measles38. The Natural Selection Advocacy Society of Australia39. Anti Vaccination Nutbags40. Advocates for vicious nonsense41. The Dunning-Kruger Society for Vaccine Denial42. Australian Vaccine Misinformation Network43. Parents for polio44. The Polio Appreciation Society45. Advocates for iron lungs46. People Against Effective Healthcare47. Friends of Endangered Microbes48. People Imitating Medical Practitioners Stupidly (P.I.M.P.S.)49. Advocates for Darwinism in the Kindergarten50. CUNT – Community Under No Trust
Any of the above names would be acceptable.
PO Box 72, Northbridge 6865
The tracking number for this letter is 509330704010 once the AVN receives this list they will no longer have any excuse for not changing their name. We skeptics are a helpful bunch.